Different kind of hot, obviously. Jason Momoa would never pass for a skeeved-out Florida crackhead. Guy's healthy.
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A Florida Man
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Oh...I think you'd be surprised.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
About what? Florida men being healthy and sexy? Nope. They aren't, not the ones that show up in these articles. Jason Momoa being healthy? Yeah, good like refuting that.
There's nothing to debate here, dude. 
"I made working bombs but I didn't intend them to go off."
"I pulled the trigger multiple times on a weapon loaded with live rounds but I didn't intend for the bullets to leave the barrel!. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 3:25 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2019 at 3:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I;m going to get a perverse sense of satisfaction, Shell, in bringing you an example of A Florida Man who is hot, healthy, and batshit fucking insane.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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March 22, 2019 at 3:44 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2019 at 3:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Psh, with this mug, hell no. Shells already seen me covorting around semi nekkid. She knows I'm not a hot Florida Man.
(though she may already know that I'm one of the batshit ones)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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March 22, 2019 at 4:01 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2019 at 4:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
When I scroll through A Florida Man's twitter....I can actually understand some of the weirder shit they do. It's a stunning demonstration of how A Florida Man is..at least sometimes..crazy like a fuckin fox.
 Quote:Ramon Christopher Blanchett, of Tampa, Florida, and self-described freelancer, managed to scoop up a $980,000 tax refund after submitting his self-prepared 2016 tax return.https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/14/how-one-...alary.html
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(March 22, 2019 at 3:44 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Psh, with this mug, hell no. Shells already seen me covorting around semi nekkid. She knows I'm not a hot Florida Man. Good lord. You make it sound like you're more than a redneck with his shirt off to me. Bahahaha Good luck finding a guy from Florida that is hot, healthy and in a mugshot. I'll be waiting. By the way, facial tattoos are an automatic disqualification. |
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