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The best advice someone gave you.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm
(April 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Been emailing my sister in the US and asked her what was the best advice Da ever gave her.  She said, 'Fight dirty.  Balls and eyes.'

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#42
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 2:32 pm
(April 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Been emailing my sister in the US and asked her what was the best advice Da ever gave her.  She said, 'Fight dirty.  Balls and eyes.'

Boru

Smart man.

And not a bit shy of reminding us about it.

Boru
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#43
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 2:36 pm
(April 3, 2019 at 2:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Smart man.

And not a bit shy of reminding us about it.

Boru

My mother's advice to me once when I was suspended from school for fighting was, "Young ladies don't fight!" My father's was, "Good for you for standing up for yourself...and winning."

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#44
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 3:14 pm
Do not look into the laser beam with your remaining eye.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 7:42 pm
(April 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Been emailing my sister in the US and asked her what was the best advice Da ever gave her.  She said, 'Fight dirty.  Balls and eyes.'

Boru

"I'd kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I thought he was going to start one." Fred T. Jayne.

Until the fight is over I expect the other person to try and kill me. I act accordingly.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 3, 2019 at 8:32 pm
If you keep hanging out around the bathrooms you're going to get a reputation.

(probably should have heard that one earlier)
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#47
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 4, 2019 at 11:07 am
"There's more than one way to skin a cat, but skinning a catfish is best done with a pair of pliers."
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#48
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 4, 2019 at 12:47 pm
I've been pondering this for a bit, waiting for one to pp up to the surface. If I had to pluck out one that made the most difference to me it was a conversation with my dad.
paraphrase: "The hardest person you'll learn to love is yourself. You should do that before you try loving the one you'll be marrying. It helps you learn what love is to you and how deeply invaluable and key it is. Then go practice loving other people"
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 4, 2019 at 8:45 pm
One of many. This one came from a kind stranger.

"If you want everyone to leave you (and your baby) alone when you're trying to privately breastfeed in the ladies room, be reading a paperback book with your free hand."

IT WORKS.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 4, 2019 at 9:43 pm
(April 3, 2019 at 7:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 12:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Been emailing my sister in the US and asked her what was the best advice Da ever gave her.  She said, 'Fight dirty.  Balls and eyes.'

Boru

"I'd kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I thought he was going to start one." Fred T. Jayne.

Until the fight is over I expect the other person to try and kill me. I act accordingly.

'I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.' - Twain

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