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How you would like to be described at your funeral.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 5:27 am
Peter to John after the resurection  ... shit, spent hours on this speech  Dodgy
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 6:23 am
I'd like to be described as:

-A globe-trotting crimefighter.

-A metallurgical genius.

-A breeder of champion racing hedgehogs.

-The inventor of boomerang darts.

-The financier of The Worldwide Starfish Circumcision Foundation.

-The negotiator of the Martian Treaties.

(that's how I'd like to be described, but I suspect people will wimp out and tell the truth)

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#13
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:07 am
"Dead".
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:20 am
I am donating my body to science. But outside that, while I expect friends and family to mourn, I would like some sort of "roast wake", where they take turns telling funny stories about me.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am
"I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."
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April 27, 2019 at 7:35 am
"I'm making a donation to the NRA in Brian's name......"
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:37 am
'I remember when Brian attempted to get to Brisbane and wound up in Innsbruck.  Good times.'

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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:48 am
(April 27, 2019 at 7:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'I remember when Brian attempted to get to Brisbane and wound up in Innsbruck.  Good times.'

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"And today the world mourns


Innsbruck."
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:56 am
(April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."


Ha ha, that's nothing. Hillbilly Atheist here, my friend from Oklahoma is promising to play ABBA on a Banjo at my wake. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Laugh it up smarty pants.  Razz
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 7:57 am
(April 27, 2019 at 7:56 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."


Ha ha, that's nothing. Hillbilly Atheist here, my friend from Oklahoma is promising to play ABBA on a Banjo at my wake. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Laugh it up smarty pants.  Razz

ABBA are from Switzerland, right?

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