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why faith fails
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The Council, which consists of; Callie the Centaur, Moishe the Minotaur, Gezebelle the Griffin, and I, just consulted the Ouija board and the Magic Conch, and it's unanimous, faith fails because it is fictitious, fabricated, fraudulent fiddle-faddle.
Thanks for playing. 
Otherwise, you wouldn't need faith to believe in it.
 (January 15, 2020 at 4:53 pm)Drich Wrote: close after the big bang and the whole of evolution/dragons running the planet, monkeys morphing into men, magical global heating and cooling that can only be fixed by a tax on all energy usage, I would say most of you do not even have the faith of a mustard seed left in you given the expenditure of faith you have already demonstrated trying to hide from God. I see you've been working on your strawman construction skills while I've been away. Just a little more dishonesty and stupidity, and you will be ready for Prime Time. Keep working. You'll get there! It's almost as if you have never cracked a book on science. But that can't be -- can it, Mr. Three Source?
Yeah, but books have all those words, and they require comprehension and shit.
 RE: why faith fails
January 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2020 at 7:25 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:I would say most of you do not even have the faith of a mustard seed left in you given the expenditure of faith you have already demonstrated trying to hide from God. How much faith does a mustard seed have, exactly? We've got some mustard seed in the pantry, and it doesn't seem to exhibit a lot of faith one way or the other. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
How often do bad things happen to the mustard seed? God rests his case.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Bad things happen to mustard seeds when they cant ketchup.
(January 16, 2020 at 7:41 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: How often do bad things happen to the mustard seed? God rests his case. I think the proper question is ‘Does anything good ever happen to a mustard seed?’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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January 16, 2020 at 8:55 pm
(This post was last modified: January 16, 2020 at 8:56 pm by LadyForCamus.)
(January 16, 2020 at 8:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(January 16, 2020 at 7:41 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: How often do bad things happen to the mustard seed? God rests his case. They relish the thought.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
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