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Official live update of spread of COVID19
RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
In Oregon they overturned Kate Brown's stay at home order!

The state is officially fully open!

I just can't believe it, the churches won and now we're all fucked!
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
(May 18, 2020 at 7:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 18, 2020 at 7:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: What...no essential oils?

You guys are so cynical!

Combine essential oils, aromatherapy, and acupressure, reinforced with prayer, and you can GUARANTEE that there is a tiny chance that the ill person, might think they feel better.

Cynical yes.

I am also not a fan of chiropractors.  They seem to never make anyone well and their mission seems to be to put you on an endless schedule.

Cars occasionally need to be aligned.  Humans don't need regular alignments.

A former coworker went to the chiropractor multiple times a week.  One day she came back to the office and was so reeking with eucalyptus oil that I could breathe better.  She went on to tell me that the 'doctor' had massaged her sinuses and she felt much better.  Hell, I felt better and I hadn't been anywhere near the guy.  I still puzzle over the mechanics of massaging her sinuses...what with her skull still being intact.
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
(May 18, 2020 at 9:11 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 18, 2020 at 7:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You guys are so cynical!

Combine essential oils, aromatherapy, and acupressure, reinforced with prayer, and you can GUARANTEE that there is a tiny chance that the ill person, might think they feel better.

Cynical yes.

I am also not a fan of chiropractors.  They seem to never make anyone well and their mission seems to be to put you on an endless schedule.

Cars occasionally need to be aligned.  Humans don't need regular alignments.

A former coworker went to the chiropractor multiple times a week.  One day she came back to the office and was so reeking with eucalyptus oil that I could breathe better.  She went on to tell me that the 'doctor' had massaged her sinuses and she felt much better.  Hell, I felt better and I hadn't been anywhere near the guy.  I still puzzle over the mechanics of massaging her sinuses...what with her skull still being intact.

Washed her brain with hot soapy water and now ut's nice and clean and she feels compelled to go back over and over...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
(May 18, 2020 at 7:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Trump isn't going to intentionally martyr himself.  If he is remotely capable of anything resembling love, care, or concern it is only for himself.

He claims he is taking hydroxychloroquine to prove to people that it's not a dangerous drug.  More will die following his lead.  

Pisses me off they are still using it within the VA system...pisses me off but doesn't surprise me.

If we're talking about martyring himself for a greater good



then I'd agree with you.

However, if we're talking about killing himself to set up a plan to make the US even more unstable than it is now, sort of  like a geopolitical equivalent to Gene Tierney offing herself in Leave Her to Heaven and framing her death on her sister because it's clear her husband prefers her, well, I think he's evil and narcissistic enough to do such a thing, but frankly, this would require a level of planning that the past couple years have shown Trump is clearly incapable of. Well, that and the last time a majority of people suspected that the government was complicit in the death of a sitting president, it wasn't really the sort of catalyst for civil war the plan hopes for. Then again, JFK's supporters weren't radicalised lunatics with a bloodthirst matched only by a complete rejection of reality.
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(May 18, 2020 at 8:57 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: In Oregon they overturned Kate Brown's stay at home order!

The state is officially fully open!

I just can't believe it, the churches won and now we're all fucked!

Oregon's SC has temporarily stayed the order.
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
(May 18, 2020 at 8:02 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 18, 2020 at 7:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I will admit, I am a horrible speller. What sucks about that is that you can have two similarly sounding words that are spelled differently but sound the same.

But I do try. You can look at this one example, but there are millions more where I see the red line and google the word. If the red line does not show up, I assume I used the right word. Never claimed I was perfect.

I am half deaf...Attic and Addict don't sound the same.  

Attic is a word.  That's why it's not red-lined.  It's just totally the wrong word.

I know it was the wrong word now. 

But to me they sound the same even though they are spelled differently. Just like "They're" "There" and "Their" all mean completely different things.
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(May 18, 2020 at 7:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 18, 2020 at 7:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I had a doctor at the VA suggest acupuncture the last I saw him.  Hilarious

What...no essential oils?

Yeah, that came up later. Doh
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RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19
The only essential oil is olive. Couldn't do without it.

Boru
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Scrotus isn't taking the snake oil - he bought a bunch of it and needs to unload is all. He's not just the president, he's a member.
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(May 19, 2020 at 8:08 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Scrotus isn't taking the snake oil - he bought a bunch of it and needs to unload is all.  He's not just the president, he's a member.

I don't think he's particularly motivated to do so.  His stock in Sanofi is tiny to the point of insignificance.

Boru
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