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Why did they kill Kennedy?

Poll: Why did they kill Kennedy?
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He wanted to reveal secrets about aliens
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He wanted to end war in Vietnam
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Allah & jinns killed him because of western colonialism
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Why did they kill Kennedy?
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RE: Why did they kill Kennedy?
March 28, 2020 at 1:24 am
(March 27, 2020 at 8:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: So what do you think why did they kill him?

Really? "They" did not kill him. Oswald did.

I really hope you are not perpetuating a conspiracy. While it is true many factions around the world didn't like him. A conspiracy like that DOES NOT WORK. You don't murder someone that high up without getting to the bottom of it.

I hate shit like this. I hate 9/11 conspiracy nuts who claim Bush Jr was in on it. I hated how he ran the country,  but no, Bush, like Clinton in regards to Bin Laden getting away with what he did, was not an inside job, but a matter of flawed intel policy. 

OSWALD ACTED ALONE. 

The problem with  defaulting to conspiracies on any subject, is that the more people you involve in it, the more opportunities there are for the lie to be exposed. 

Even with a no name murder case. The more people involved in the plot, the more opportunity for law enforcement to catch all involved.

OSWALD ACTED ALONE.
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RE: Why did they kill Kennedy?
March 28, 2020 at 1:36 am
Oswald was a clone of a ww2 Russian sniper sent by the Illuminati to eliminate Kennedy because he was Catholic and the Catholic church is secretly run by the Venusians and the shadow government on behalf of the Irish.

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RE: Why did they kill Kennedy?
March 28, 2020 at 1:40 am
(March 28, 2020 at 1:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Oswald was a clone of a ww2 Russian sniper sent by the Illuminati to eliminate Kennedy because he was Catholic and the Catholic church is secretly run by the Venusians and the shadow government on behalf of the Irish.

And he had a time machine which he used to go forward in time and get Angelina Jolie to date Brad Pitt instead of her giving me a blowjob.
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RE: Why did they kill Kennedy?
March 28, 2020 at 1:52 am
Or JFK used a time machine to kill himself, like in that episode of "Red Dwarf".

(March 28, 2020 at 1:24 am)Brian37 Wrote: I really hope you are not perpetuating a conspiracy.

Well it is in humor section, so do you think I'm being serious or humorous?

I was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song about JFK where he says "they" killed him.
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RE: Why did they kill Kennedy?
March 28, 2020 at 7:58 am
(March 27, 2020 at 9:18 pm)no one Wrote: They didn't. He just went home.

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RE: Why did they kill Kennedy?
March 28, 2020 at 11:12 am
(March 28, 2020 at 1:24 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 27, 2020 at 8:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: So what do you think why did they kill him?

...

I hate shit like this...

By 'this' you mean humor, right?
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