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If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 11, 2020 at 7:00 pm
The last human being on Earth sat reading a book. The phone rang.


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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 11, 2020 at 7:34 pm
(May 11, 2020 at 6:43 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:
(May 11, 2020 at 6:01 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Not bad..... But 2nd place.


I would go to the local airport and find myself a nice Cessna 182 (or 185 if I felt like a taildragger) and bring along some m80 firecrackers with long fuses.

I would set up some LED camping lanterns along the runway to serve as landing lights - then take off an hour or so after sunset.... I would fly a box pattern around the airport - ten miles or so out - dropping m80s every minute or so... 

The bang would get their attention - and then they would hear the aircraft engine. If they wanted contact - I expect they would make themselves known with some lights....


Easy peasy - and fun as well...

Well, I can't fly; although if I thought I was the last person I could probably figure it out with no regulations or other planes taking off. Besides, you would be presenting a huge target and would most likely be shot at. I wouldn't mind losing a drone and I would paint a smiley on them so people knew I wasn't luring them into a cannibalistic trap, probably.
It's pretty tough to hit a plane... Pretty much impossible if they are up 5000 ft or so - at least with small arm fire.

A drone isn't bad - but nothing beats a good set of real eyes in the sky...
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 4:58 am
Someone already put it, but I probably wouldn't believe I was alone.

If if was for some weird reason made 100 percent certain I was alone I'd probably just go around taking drugs until I died. I would probably try and demolish large buildings for entertainment using weapons.

If I survived that I'd probably try and learn to fly or sail because if i didnt I'd be trapped in England with its crap weather.


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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 5:02 am
I wrote short story once about a family that volunteered to test a habitat built into the side of a mountain. Completely self-contained to simulate a spaceship traveling to the stars. A few years into the test they get word that every other human on Earth had disappeared.
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 7:21 am
I suspect that I'd wake up and go through my routine day after day until I finally break a bone or get sick.
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 7:36 am
(May 12, 2020 at 7:21 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I suspect that I'd wake up and go through my routine day after day until I finally break a bone or get sick.
I'd be dead a few days after my stock of medications was exhausted.
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 7:55 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2020 at 8:01 am by Pat Mustard.)
Go to the library and read loads of books.

When I get bored with that I'd change my name to Isherwood Williams and go find a hammer.
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 8:17 am
(May 12, 2020 at 7:55 am)Nomad Wrote: Go to the library and read loads of books.

When I get bored with that I'd change my name to Isherwood Williams and go find a hammer.

You’ll need a dog as well. ‘Princess’ would be a good name.

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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 8:23 am
(May 12, 2020 at 8:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 7:55 am)Nomad Wrote: Go to the library and read loads of books.

When I get bored with that I'd change my name to Isherwood Williams and go find a hammer.

You’ll need a dog as well. ‘Princess’ would be a good name.

Boru

True. I'd steer clear of that Charlie fellow though.
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RE: If you were alone on the planet, what would you do?
May 12, 2020 at 8:30 am
(May 12, 2020 at 8:23 am)Nomad Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 8:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You’ll need a dog as well. ‘Princess’ would be a good name.

Boru

True.  I'd steer clear of that Charlie fellow though.

*cough cough wheeze*  Whatever for?

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