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Jesus' Second Coming
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2020 at 4:56 am by Little lunch.)
(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".

I never, ever learn.
Then again, that saying could be about me.
Don't let crazy dick stick ya. :-)




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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:04 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2020 at 5:04 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".

Another version of this rule is ‘Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.’ 

I’ve always made it a point to ignore this rule.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

Really old joke:

What’s the difference between a brick and a virgin?

A brick doesn’t follow you around for a week after you lay it.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am
(June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".

I never, ever learn.
Then again, that saying could be about me.
Don't let crazy dick stick ya. :-)

A friend, a few years ago, introduced me to his new girlfriend who was, shall we say, "eccentric".

After I got him alone I Star Wars quoted him, "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2020 at 5:15 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 4:54 am)Little lunch Wrote: I never, ever learn.
Then again, that saying could be about me.
Don't let crazy dick stick ya. :-)

A friend, a few years ago, introduced me to his new girlfriend who was, shall we say, "eccentric".

After I got him alone I Star Wars quoted him, "You came in that thing?  You're braver than I thought!"

I once had a fling lasting - I think - two or three weeks in which I pretended it take astrology seriously.

Boru
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 5:10 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend, a few years ago, introduced me to his new girlfriend who was, shall we say, "eccentric".

After I got him alone I Star Wars quoted him, "You came in that thing?  You're braver than I thought!"

I once had a fling lasting - I think - two or three weeks in which I pretended it take astrology seriously.

Boru

I couldn't do that.

I laugh whenever people seriously bring up astrology.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:18 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once had a fling lasting - I think - two or three weeks in which I pretended it take astrology seriously.

Boru

I couldn't do that.

I laugh whenever people seriously bring up astrology.

There were frequent blow jobs involved.  Don't judge me.

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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:24 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 15, 2020 at 5:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I couldn't do that.

I laugh whenever people seriously bring up astrology.

There were frequent blow jobs involved.  Don't judge me.

Boru

No judging from me.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 5:30 am
(June 15, 2020 at 5:06 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

Really old joke:

What’s the difference between a brick and a virgin?

A brick doesn’t follow you around for a week after you lay it.

Boru

Washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after dumping a load in it.

Difference between a woman and a fridge?
Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. :-)




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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 7:56 am
(June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".
Where were you when I needed that advice?
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