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Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:40 am
I’ll go first.
Okay sweetie, you’re getting a little too riled up. Give me the bottle and sit down and I will give you a snackie
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:46 am
"You are not hitting the toilet. "
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:55 am
Use your big-boy words. You can do it.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:57 am
I need those keys, you can't drive.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:59 am
"Suck on this"
*unbuttons blouse*
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 11:01 am
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 11:25 am
Stop drinking, you’re going to wet the bed
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 12:04 pm
Puked and shit at the same time huh??
Bummer.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm
Put the gun down, it's a parakeet, not a vampire bat.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 2:21 pm
Hold my hand...ok, now up the step...one more step...I’m so PROUD of you!
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson