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Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:40 am
I’ll go first.
Okay sweetie, you’re getting a little too riled up. Give me the bottle and sit down and I will give you a snackie
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:46 am
"You are not hitting the toilet. "
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:55 am
Use your big-boy words. You can do it.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:57 am
I need those keys, you can't drive.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 10:59 am
"Suck on this"
*unbuttons blouse*
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 11:01 am
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 11:25 am
Stop drinking, you’re going to wet the bed
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 12:04 pm
Puked and shit at the same time huh??
Bummer.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm
Put the gun down, it's a parakeet, not a vampire bat.
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RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
July 1, 2020 at 2:21 pm
Hold my hand...ok, now up the step...one more step...I’m so PROUD of you!
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