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Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
#1
Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
I’ll go first.

Okay sweetie, you’re getting a little too riled up. Give me the bottle and sit down and I will give you a snackie
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#2
RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
"You are not hitting the toilet. "
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#3
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Use your big-boy words. You can do it.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#4
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I need those keys, you can't drive.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#5
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"Suck on this"

*unbuttons blouse*
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#6
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler
Stop drinking, you’re going to wet the bed
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#8
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Puked and shit at the same time huh??

Bummer.
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#9
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Put the gun down, it's a parakeet, not a vampire bat.
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#10
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Hold my hand...ok, now up the step...one more step...I’m so PROUD of you!

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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