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Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
#11
RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
I would like to see a movie where the extremely beautiful girl ends up with the rich asshole instead of the sweet guy without a dime to his name.
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#12
RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
Compliance with the laws of physics.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#13
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When two people are fighting and one of them lands a kick to the back of his opponents head, said opponent falls down dead. He doesn't get back up for more punishment.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#14
RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
A nice, smooth action movie - as opposed to the standard action movie that has a thousand cuts to the point where I can't even tell what is going on.

As far as I can tell the only action films that do this are the John Wick movies.
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#15
RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
When it's a show involving something medical they can actually pronounce all of the medical words correctly.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#16
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A light-hearted christmas movie that leaves the main characters and audience more selfish and less caring than before.
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#17
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One Chinese kung-fu artist who takes on one hundred Japanese army troops and gets his ass spread out over five rice paddies. And a sequel.
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#18
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(November 22, 2020 at 10:10 am)onlinebiker Wrote: No kidding.

You might as well scream - "I'm over here, with a pump shotgun!" - thus giving away the tactical surprise of your position and armament.....

Especially in those scenes where the lead-in to the gun fight is lengthy, and you get to listen to the guns getting the first round chambered two or three times apiece.

It's akin to a small-bore motorcycle chase where the bike has at least forty-seven gears, because that's how many times it gets up-shifted in the scene.

I'm looking at you, John Conner in a river bed!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#19
RE: Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To
I'd like to see a James Bond film (it would have to be the very last one) in which the villain of the piece, instead of explaining his nefarious plans to Bond and then leaving the room with Bond secured to The Contraption Of Death, simply shoots 007 between the eyes.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
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(November 24, 2020 at 6:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd like to see a James Bond film (it would have to be the very last one) in which the villain of the piece, instead of explaining his nefarious plans to Bond and then leaving the room with Bond secured to The Contraption Of Death, simply shoots 007 between the eyes.

Boru

I can improve that a bit by suggesting the villiain takes two shots.

The first to the groin, the second to the head.

That way for a second or two we can have the satisfaction of seeing that smug look wiped off Bond's face......
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