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January 12, 2021 at 11:14 am (This post was last modified: January 12, 2021 at 11:15 am by The Grand Nudger.)
There wasn't any need for a new election. He'd already won in a landslide and it was stolen from him. It was an autocoup attempt, and I'd say it failed because the guy who made the pipe bombs failed more than any other reason. Maybe it was wet in his basement, or maybe his wires were corroded. Maybe he'd been taking too many painkillers a given day and some crucial step slipped his mind. Or maybe he was waiting just a few more minutes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
January 12, 2021 at 11:37 am (This post was last modified: January 12, 2021 at 11:39 am by The Grand Nudger.)
They'll roll up more than five, I think, but only because both sides of government can get onboard with burying their mutual enemies under a prison.
They've all already been disavowed by the right wing, even claiming that they are antifa. Both Sides ™ are in love with tough on crime bullshit right now.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(January 12, 2021 at 11:14 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: There wasn't any need for a new election. He'd already won in a landslide and it was stolen from him. It was an autocoup attempt, and I'd say it failed because the guy who made the pipe bombs failed more than any other reason. Maybe it was wet in his basement, or maybe his wires were corroded. Maybe he'd been taking too many painkillers a given day and some crucial step slipped his mind. Or maybe he was waiting just a few more minutes.
I agree no new election was needed, but that's a common ploy by dictators. The like to stage "free and fair" elections in which they receive over 95% of the vote and then gloat over how loved they are. That's right up Trump's ally; look at all my devoted followers.
Quote:With no president-elect and no vice president-elect, Trump would retain power...
Actually, no. If both Biden and Harris were to die before the inauguration, Nancy Pelosi would become Acting President. Since a Democratic candidate won the EC vote, the Democratic Party would get to pick a nominee, and the electors would go to that person (Presidential Succession Act Of 1947).
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
January 12, 2021 at 11:58 am (This post was last modified: January 12, 2021 at 11:58 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 12, 2021 at 11:48 am)Spongebob Wrote: I agree no new election was needed, but that's a common ploy by dictators. The like to stage "free and fair" elections in which they receive over 95% of the vote and then gloat over how loved they are. That's right up Trump's ally; look at all my devoted followers.
95%? That's african dictator shit, this is america! Trump got 100% of the legitimate votes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
January 12, 2021 at 12:15 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2021 at 12:23 pm by Spongebob.)
(January 12, 2021 at 11:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: @Spongebob
Quote:With no president-elect and no vice president-elect, Trump would retain power...
Actually, no. If both Biden and Harris were to die before the inauguration, Nancy Pelosi would become Acting President. Since a Democratic candidate won the EC vote, the Democratic Party would get to pick a nominee, and the electors would go to that person (Presidential Succession Act Of 1947).
Boru
Yeah, I'm familiar with how succession works, but in my rant I noted what if Pelosi was one of the murdered. So it would fall below her, to the President pro tem of the Senate (who is a currently a Rep) and then go to members of the cabinet, and none of Biden's are confirmed yet. Even if Pelosi survived or if what was left of the Democratic caucus were to pick a new nominee, do you really think Trump would recognize this new upstart? No way. He would have him/her arrested as part of the Antifa insurrection, that's what he would do, and the Dems who nominated him/her. Any despot willing to stage a coup isn't going to allow some lowly lawmakers to take it away from him. A Stalinesque purge would transpire and suddenly all Dems who opposed Trump would disappear. Trump would appoint replacements where it could even remotely be construed as "legal" and then hold "elections" to fill other voids. I would wager he might even pack in more Supreme Court justices so that body wouldn't interfere. And based on what we've seen and read since last Wednesday, I don't think he would have a difficult time finding loyal followers with actual expertise in running the government.
I just read an incredibly accurate piece of satire on Trumpists, post insurrection. Here's the link I'm assuming it's ok to post a story so long as I list it's original publication and author.
Here's the text:
Hello, I am a patriotic supporter of President Donald Trump who broke into the U.S. Capitol and attacked police officers because I believed the election was stolen and it was my duty to overthrow the government using only a flagpole I picked up along the way and the horns on the cool viking helmet I wore.
I am now being told I have lost my job and might go to prison. This is an absurd, Orwellian trampling of my First Amendment rights, according to a person I follow on Twitter.
What kind of country are we if an outstanding citizen like myself can be fired, arrested and charged with domestic terrorism just because I livestreamed myself joining hundreds of other freedom fighters in attempting to crush a screaming law enforcement officer before defecating in the offices of Democratic lawmakers?
As the CEO of a small company, my rights have been constantly trampled by leftists and I have had to endure unspeakable horrors like using LED lightbulbs and having my Facebook account shut down because I kept using it to threaten a violent uprising against my own country. And now, just because I destroyed federal property, put the lives of members of Congress at risk and engaged in an attack that led to the death of a police officer, I’m the one who has to face consequences?!?
That seems both unfair and tyrannical. I have never once had to face consequences before, so clearly there’s a problem.
Fortunately, I have a highly paid lawyer on retainer who joined me in Washington, D.C., and he will be representing me in this matter as soon as he posts bail on charges of domestic terrorism and fights back at the employer who fired him.
And now, I turn the microphone over to a Republican lawmaker from my district.
Hello, I am a Congressional Republican who loudly repeated President Donald Trump’s claims that the 2020 presidential election was “rigged” and “stolen.” I also egged on the pro-Trump mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol.
It is tragic that large corporate donors like Hallmark, American Express and Marriott are saying they will no longer give me money and that my colleagues in the Democratic Party are attempting to have me removed from office because I committed an innocent act of sedition and may have incited people to attempt a violent disruption of government activity.
Clearly this is an attempt to silence me, and no, I do not believe it’s ironic that I’m saying that in front of a large bank of television cameras.
What we need right now in this country is unity. Clearly, the only way to achieve unity is for Democrats and all others disturbed by the domestic terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol to immediately stop trying to blame those responsible for the attack and to not hold them accountable in any way.
Did the FBI issue an internal bulletin Monday warning of plans for armed protests in all 50 state capitals and in Washington in the days before President-elect Joe Biden is inaugurated? Yes, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with the prior deadly insurrection I may or may not have incited.
What I do know is this: To bring Americans together, we should all be laser focused on the fact that I have lost 20,000 Twitter followers in the past day, a clear act of censorship that certainly has no connection to the social media company’s decision to purge white supremacists, violent conspiracy theorists and other users propagating dangerous disinformation.
And now I’ll hand things over to a right-wing radio talk show host.
Hi there, I’m a conservative radio host and I’m deeply troubled that I might get fired if I continue to say the presidential election was rigged or do anything to inspire heavily armed citizens to lash out violently at our government.
Though I’ve been doing all of that nonstop for the past several months, I learned Monday that my company “will not tolerate any suggestion that the election has not ended. The election has been resolved and there are no alternate acceptable ‘paths.’” Anyone who suggests otherwise “can expect to separate from the company immediately.”
This is clearly unconstitutional, as the Founding Fathers firmly believed private broadcasting companies must let their employees say whatever they want, no matter how baseless, inflammatory or anti-democratic it might be.
Frankly, I don’t want to live in a country where the company paying me an enormous amount of money can fire me simply because I say something like: “I’m telling you, folks, they ARE STEALING YOUR COUNTRY OUT FROM UNDER YOU AND IF YOU DON’T STAND UP, RIGHT NOW AND TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT, THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO COME AND STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND ENSLAVE THEM AND THEN BOIL YOU AND SERVE YOU TO YOUR ENSLAVED CHILDREN!!!!”
As the others here today have already made clear, actions that lead to violence, death and an attempted coup must NOT be met with consequences. Rather, they should be met with appeasement and an admission that everything was actually the fault of liberals.
Anything less is an outrage, a trampling of our First Amendment rights, censorship, tyranny and an attempt to destroy America, which, quite frankly, is our job.
(January 12, 2021 at 11:14 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: There wasn't any need for a new election. He'd already won in a landslide and it was stolen from him. It was an autocoup attempt, and I'd say it failed because the guy who made the pipe bombs failed more than any other reason. Maybe it was wet in his basement, or maybe his wires were corroded. Maybe he'd been taking too many painkillers a given day and some crucial step slipped his mind. Or maybe he was waiting just a few more minutes.
I think the coup attempt failed when all living former secretaries for war came out and reminded the army of itsconstitutional obligations. I wouldn't be too surprised if a number of units had been primed and ready to come out in support of the Capitol hill mob.
The word is that some republican congressmen are complaining and trying to circumvent the new security measures that have been put in place at the capitol. What a bunch of fuckwits.
(January 13, 2021 at 6:47 am)arewethereyet Wrote: The word is that some republican congressmen are complaining and trying to circumvent the new security measures that have been put in place at the capitol. What a bunch of fuckwits.
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