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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
The Valkyrie Offline
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#51
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 18, 2021 at 6:21 pm
"Welcome to your flight from Texas to Cancun. Any senators fleeing their responsibilities will be seated in the rear of the plane."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#52
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 18, 2021 at 8:31 pm
We're going to make a quick run over the refineries at Ploesti, just for fun.
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#53
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:05 pm
Flying out of St. Louis:

"This is your copilot speaking. It's my birthday, and the pilot just gave me permission to do something I've always wanted to do...fly through the Arch upside down."
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#54
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm
"Today we're flying a -777. Almost no pieces will fall off if we're lucky."
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#55
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:14 pm
(February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Today we're flying a -777. Almost no pieces will fall off if we're lucky."

HA HA HA...... 

Pilot, " I knew I shouldn't have trusted the mechanic, his last job was working assembling Ikea furniture. I should have known something was up after he kept repeating, "Why do I always have parts left over?"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm
"Shit. Where are the wings?"

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#57
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 21, 2021 at 8:20 pm
(February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Shit.  Where are the wings?"

Pilot, "Hope you like flying upside down."
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#58
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 22, 2021 at 8:21 am
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed............
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#59
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 23, 2021 at 6:18 am
"Welcome aboard Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 to Beijing."

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#60
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 23, 2021 at 6:19 am
"Hey, does this look like a bomb to you?"

"What does this button do?"

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