Stupid things religious people say

[thriller79]

He spoke with god? Are we sure that LDS isn't actually LSD?

[thriller79]

LOL! Brilliant! If the LDS aren't doing LSD now, they certainly were when this stupid church was founded! Don't you just love how christians are the most judgmental people on this planet when their god Jesus specifically told them not to be!

[The Grand Nudger]

A misconception. Hippy jesus said that, the way that you're interpreting it... and that guy was born in living memory. The jesus of the magic book was every bit as vile as his current followers. They're not doing christianity wrong, they're doing human wrong. Judging isn't verboten in magic book because it's a moral defect, it's wrong because god denies us the agency to make such judgments. We are told we must defer solely and exclusively, to -his- constant judgement. That's just for him, and, apparently, it's his favorite thing to do.

[h4ym4n]

I’m a spiritual atheist and can’t tell you about my afterlife because it’s too sexual

[brewer]

[Rev. Rye]

Watching this video about the 8 Passengers mom, and this has to be the most ridiculous case of fundie “media is evil” I’ve ever seen:




So, apparently, there’s a woman with a disabled daughter who loves Disney’s Descendants. This daughter comes up to her one day and says she’s being bullied. The mother’s immediate response is to insist that can’t be the case, and upon further inspections, she decides that the problem is in The Descendants. Not even something in the movies, mind you, but the fact that one actor allegedly killed himself. (Note, the only death I could find in the cast is Cameron Boyce, who died not of suicide, but complications from epilepsy.) She has apparently decided that this fact, which she acknowledges her daughter probably doesn’t even know about (even though it’s not even true) is warping her mind.



And, of course, of all the people she could go to with the problem, she chose the woman who thought it would be a good idea to literally deny her own teenage son a bed for several months.

[Fake Messiah]

Jon Voight: Atheists Are Fueling The Rise Of Satanism

[no one]

So, people who don't believe in an actual satan are helping it become more popular.

[Fake Messiah]

A 3-Year-Old Catholic Girl With Miraculous Healing Powers



Annice, a three-year-old girl from Tanzania, has gained worldwide attention for her ability to heal people by pouring water over them after praying.

Annice’s birth was extraordinary, as she stayed in her mother’s womb for three years and began talking and walking at just seven months old.

Annice claims to be called by the Blessed Virgin Mary, and her healing abilities manifested after entering a burning flame, guided by the voice she heard.

Annice’s parents support her and follow her instructions, while some people who dislike her work have attempted to harm her unsuccessfully.

https://www.catholicshare.com/a-3-year-o...ia-africa/

[no one]

Know-it-nothings like Voight and company sermonize their unqualified conclusions regarding affairs far beyond their intellectual abilities.
This fodder however, is more than enough to satiate the grazing herd.
It resonates so loud in their skulls, it is like sweet music to the goblin at the helm of their mental dinghies.