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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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This little bit from the Ricky Gervais show makes about as much sense in context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EBqPZyo88
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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May 23, 2014 at 6:26 pm
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2014 at 6:29 pm by Cyberman.)
(For some reason I can't stop watching this)
Dedicated to the great intellectual, Ray Cumfart Comfort: Do you banana all the time?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2014 at 1:56 pm by tommynba.)
You just realised that you left an open porn site on a family computer
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2014 at 9:08 pm
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2014 at 9:17 pm by Mystical.)
I love the cloud cat ^_^
Steel curtain thank you. I have a new avatar lol Eta: I can't change my sig on mobile but I'm putting that subway one up soon. Makes me lol every time.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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