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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2014 at 7:45 am
All I know is he calls people 'cheeky scrublords' like a pro.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2014 at 5:32 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2014 at 6:44 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2014 at 6:00 am (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 6:03 am by Diablo.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2014 at 5:46 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 5:48 pm by Mystical.)
http://m.nydailynews.com/new-york/brookl...-1.1889292

I can't stop laughing.. I know its serious but ...

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The police arrested Stewart and charged her with “assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, acting in a manner injurious to a child and criminal possession of a weapon.” They also charged her eldest daughter, Diamond (20) with “resisting arrest, acting in a manner injurious to a child and criminal possession of a weapon. And they arrested Stewart’s son, Kirkland (24) and charged him with resisting arrest. They even arrested the 12-year-old and charged her with “assaulting a police officer, criminal mischief and criminal possession of a weapon.”

The family accused the police of pepper spraying Diamond Stewart’s four-year-old son during the confrontation.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2014 at 6:15 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2014 at 6:27 pm
Wtf nooo *Losty runs away weeping*
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2014 at 6:32 pm
On the flip side, during the Las presidential election I got to go to bed the night before completely content because all I had to do was go to Fox news and see the pallid looks on their Botox lifted faces to know the outcome. Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2014 at 10:29 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2014 at 10:43 am
Vosur sent these over skype the other day.
The vegetable one...it kills me every time. I actually had to mute my mic because I was laughing so hard I was crying and I couldn't breathe.


*Warning* do not open if you're easily offended. This is sexual, but you already knew that because I mean, come on, this is Losty.


(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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