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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2021 at 10:14 pm
(July 7, 2021 at 7:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(July 7, 2021 at 3:46 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I have several tattoos but that one is really a commitment.  Holy crow!

Gotta "manscape" often to take care of that five-o'clock shadow, or he'll look like a mullah in no time...

And when he gets to 80 years old, he'll be the elephant man! At least the young nurses in the nursing home will get a chuckle when bathing him...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2021 at 10:59 pm
(July 7, 2021 at 9:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Betty White was born in 1922.

Sliced bread was invented later.

Therefore, sliced bread is the greatest thing since Betty White.

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                    FUCK YEAH BREAD!
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July 8, 2021 at 3:49 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 8, 2021 at 5:24 pm
(July 8, 2021 at 3:49 pm)AkiraTheFighter24 Wrote:


Duuuude!  Was that repeated, like eleventy eight times?
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July 9, 2021 at 4:05 am
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July 9, 2021 at 4:17 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2021 at 4:37 am
(July 9, 2021 at 4:05 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]

I call those "work days".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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July 9, 2021 at 6:40 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2021 at 6:42 am (This post was last modified: July 9, 2021 at 6:43 am by ignoramus.)
Check this out! A frikkin' talking robot nurse! How is that going to make anybody feel better?
Developed with comforting covid patients in mind.

conversation with robot:

ME: Will you be honest with me?
Robot: Of course
ME: Why are you really here?
Robot: Because the humans think you're a cesspool of germs and don't want to go near you.
ME: OH, OK.

Also ME: Can you keep secrets?
Robot: Yes, I suppose.
ME: Can you close the curtains, I have some stiffness I want you to look at, but it'll be our secret, mmmkay?






I suppose it won't try to kill me like some people I know! Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2021 at 6:52 am
Yeah, but wondering if you're going to survive your hospital experience keeps your mind alert.

Robo-nurse won't help you with that.

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