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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2021 at 9:06 pm
Well someone received their admission to Hogwarts
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse!
“No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2021 at 11:03 pm
^ No joke I was stalking r/videos and saw a differt video of the same owl giving the same owner their mail:
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2021 at 7:01 am
So , I was called into my boss's office this afternoon.
"You're failing your ethics cause."
Me, slipping him $100, "Are you sure?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2021 at 10:18 am
(July 12, 2021 at 8:25 am)Five Wrote:
Well, to be fair, a lot of people drool when they get old, too!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2021 at 11:24 am
Nice tribute to Sly and Arnie
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2021 at 10:56 pm
Beccs, Boru? You'd know all about this debilitating condition... I've developed bad circulation in my legs after 30 years of suffering from it... (But worth every minute).
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.