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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2021 at 2:17 pm
You might even say it's inconceivable.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2021 at 4:18 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2021 at 4:19 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(September 28, 2021 at 5:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I always hear "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

Not a particular fan, so I had to look it up.  Wow!  I had no idea!

Good one!

Now that you’ve looked it up, you’ll  get this riddle: what has 5 heads, 10 legs, and 9 arms? Smile

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Or "What has no ears and spots?"


(September 30, 2021 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: MySLGgG.jpeg]

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Two outta three ain't bad...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 1, 2021 at 5:21 am
[Image: 243941594_4615827015135443_3183524908861...e=617ABDAA]

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 5:22 am
Ok, who thought it would be a good idea to unearth Margaret Thatcher from the grave?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 5:24 am
[Image: 2TGr071.jpeg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 8:51 pm
A post on a local Facebook page was about someone talking about how long a particular fast food restaurant takes. Was scrolling through comments even though I never go to that place.

One guy referred to Chic-Fil-A as 'The Lord's Chicken'.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 10:01 pm (This post was last modified: October 2, 2021 at 10:05 pm by The Valkyrie.)
[Image: FAfe-Pz-HWUAg-DF6-X.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 10:04 pm
[Image: FAfcs7w-VIAATe-Mt.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 10:31 pm
(October 2, 2021 at 10:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FAfcs7w-VIAATe-Mt.jpg]
He also invented corndogs......


Bet you never look at one of those the same now.......
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2021 at 1:49 am
(October 2, 2021 at 5:22 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ok, who thought it would be a good idea to unearth Margaret Thatcher from the grave?

[Image: Mt2.jpg]

That's definitely an aging but not so rebellious MM.
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