Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 7, 2026, 12:21 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

Thread Rating:
  • 3 Vote(s) - 4.33 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Jackalope Offline
Exiled
********
Religious Views: Absurdist
Posts: 31819
Threads: 205
Joined: July 19, 2011
Reputation: 141
#4471
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2021 at 2:17 pm
You might even say it's inconceivable.
Find
Reply
A. Secular Human Offline
Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U. S.
***
Religious Views: God who?
Posts: 1661
Threads: 0
Joined: October 2, 2018
Reputation: 11
#4472
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2021 at 4:18 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2021 at 4:19 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(September 28, 2021 at 5:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 28, 2021 at 4:51 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I always hear "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

Not a particular fan, so I had to look it up.  Wow!  I had no idea!

Good one!

Now that you’ve looked it up, you’ll  get this riddle: what has 5 heads, 10 legs, and 9 arms? Smile

Boru


Or "What has no ears and spots?"


(September 30, 2021 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: MySLGgG.jpeg]

Boru


Two outta three ain't bad...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
********
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 51787
Threads: 564
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#4473
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 1, 2021 at 5:21 am
[Image: 243941594_4615827015135443_3183524908861...e=617ABDAA]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
Fake Messiah Offline
The Disclosure President
*****
Religious Views: Prozac supplants exorcism
Posts: 20878
Threads: 482
Joined: March 29, 2015
Reputation: 31
#4474
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 5:22 am
Ok, who thought it would be a good idea to unearth Margaret Thatcher from the grave?

[Image: Mt2.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
********
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 51787
Threads: 564
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#4475
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 5:24 am
[Image: 2TGr071.jpeg]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
awty Offline
Send lawyers, guns, and money...
********
Religious Views: Yawn...
Posts: 18601
Threads: 154
Joined: July 10, 2013
Reputation: 65
#4476
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 8:51 pm
A post on a local Facebook page was about someone talking about how long a particular fast food restaurant takes. Was scrolling through comments even though I never go to that place.

One guy referred to Chic-Fil-A as 'The Lord's Chicken'.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
********
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 36006
Threads: 210
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#4477
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 10:01 pm (This post was last modified: October 2, 2021 at 10:05 pm by The Valkyrie.)
[Image: FAfe-Pz-HWUAg-DF6-X.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
********
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 36006
Threads: 210
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#4478
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 10:04 pm
[Image: FAfcs7w-VIAATe-Mt.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
onlinebiker Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: cynical S.O.B.
Posts: 9538
Threads: 410
Joined: October 3, 2018
Reputation: 17
#4479
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 2, 2021 at 10:31 pm
(October 2, 2021 at 10:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FAfcs7w-VIAATe-Mt.jpg]
He also invented corndogs......


Bet you never look at one of those the same now.......
Find
Reply
ignoramus Offline
wiggle wiggle
*****
Religious Views: n/a
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation: 110
#4480
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2021 at 1:49 am
(October 2, 2021 at 5:22 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ok, who thought it would be a good idea to unearth Margaret Thatcher from the grave?

[Image: Mt2.jpg]

That's definitely an aging but not so rebellious MM.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Five Things *I* Don’t Like About Atheists BrianSoddingBoru4 2 844 April 1, 2026 at 12:21 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about... Gawdzilla Sama 7 3026 November 22, 2023 at 9:35 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Just some random thoughts Sigiere 1 1340 May 22, 2023 at 12:20 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding. Jackie 4 1237 March 8, 2021 at 6:52 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Things not to say on a job interview. Jackie 42 7743 March 7, 2021 at 10:29 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. Jackie 74 12703 March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things not to say when being arrested The Valkyrie 44 7440 February 16, 2021 at 9:22 am
Last Post: polymath257
  Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" Jackie 22 5029 February 15, 2021 at 2:26 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To BrianSoddingBoru4 36 7876 November 25, 2020 at 11:56 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler Losty 23 4686 July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human



Users browsing this thread: 31 Guest(s)