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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Boru
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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By the power of Greyskull! I have the motherfucking power!

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 9, 2022 at 1:22 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Party.jpg]

"Billy-Bob was a real pussy hound...until his sister-wife Rebecca kicked him in the balls."
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 12, 2022 at 12:28 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Towel.jpg]


Contrary to popular belief, there wasn't simply a single short loop of towel in these things.  It was a large reel of clean towel material fed through the machine.  The dirty and wet towel portion was rolled up inside, to be swapped out with a clean one when they were all used up.  Obviously not practical in a high-traffic restroom.
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I changed a truckload of the endless towels... I had no misconception of how they worked...
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