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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2023 at 3:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2023 at 2:30 pm
Well... I'm sure it would... distract him!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 12:49 am
(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

Kinda makes me want to get a gun...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 4:20 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 4:36 am
(September 7, 2023 at 12:49 am)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

Kinda makes me want to get a gun...
I would have just kicked him in the balls.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 4:43 am
(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

I'm calling bullshit on that one. You expect me to believe the cops arrived in 43 seconds?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 5:37 am
So you are actually BrianSoddingBoru43, but it's too many characters for the title bar?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 7:35 am
(September 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

I'm calling bullshit on that one. You expect me to believe the cops arrived in 43 seconds?

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Ahh.. but did the robber cum in 43 seconds??
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2023 at 6:51 pm
(September 7, 2023 at 4:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 7, 2023 at 12:49 am)A. Secular Human Wrote: Kinda makes me want to get a gun...
I would have just kicked him in the balls.

Depending on timing...it could work...
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