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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Well... I'm sure it would... distract him!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

Kinda makes me want to get a gun...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(September 7, 2023 at 12:49 am)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

Kinda makes me want to get a gun...
I would have just kicked him in the balls.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

I'm calling bullshit on that one. You expect me to believe the cops arrived in 43 seconds?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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So you are actually BrianSoddingBoru43, but it's too many characters for the title bar?
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(September 7, 2023 at 4:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 6, 2023 at 2:13 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Metro.jpg]

I'm calling bullshit on that one. You expect me to believe the cops arrived in 43 seconds?

Boru

Ahh.. but did the robber cum in 43 seconds??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(September 7, 2023 at 4:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 7, 2023 at 12:49 am)A. Secular Human Wrote: Kinda makes me want to get a gun...
I would have just kicked him in the balls.

Depending on timing...it could work...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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