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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 4:53 pm
The secret is knowing where to kick 'em, and how hard
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 5:06 pm
(November 14, 2023 at 4:53 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: The secret is knowing where to kick 'em, and how hard
Just like humans.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 5:57 pm
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November 15, 2023 at 8:17 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2023 at 5:14 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2023 at 5:58 am
(November 16, 2023 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^
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November 17, 2023 at 10:29 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 17, 2023 at 6:11 pm
My friend, John, and his wife were having problems in the bedroom.
His wife told him to go out and get some of the pills that would give him an erection.
John came home with diet pills.
John will be missed.
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