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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 7:15 am
^Nicely done!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 7:24 am (This post was last modified: September 29, 2024 at 7:56 am by Paraselene.)
The rose is red
The rose is you
Flesh to fertilizer
The gravest rendezvous.

Yeah, that sucks. lol
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 5:41 pm
[Image: GJtl0kh-X0-AA54a-F.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 5:44 pm
Roses are red,
Violence is fun,
Oh, here comes a Mormon,
Now, where is my gun?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 5:49 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 6:20 pm
^channeling Nudger - it's a feature, not a bug.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 1, 2024 at 3:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 1, 2024 at 4:57 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 1, 2024 at 3:15 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2024 at 3:16 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(October 1, 2024 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: cute7-1605615299.jpg]

Boru

I prefer to say, "If the woman says 'fine' the war is over and you've already lost. You may not realise it yet!"

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 1, 2024 at 4:50 pm
(October 1, 2024 at 3:15 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 1, 2024 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: cute7-1605615299.jpg]

Boru

I prefer to say, "If the woman says 'fine' the war is over and you've already lost.  You may not realise it yet!"

Some of the best relationship advice my father ever gave me was, ‘If you’re arguing with a woman and realize you’re right, apologize. Immediately.’

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