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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Fun fact: If every breath you took had 100 particles, 97 of them would be nitrogen and 21 would be oxygen.





And make no mistake, it starts at that level of wrong and devolves into an analogy so convoluted that you end up knowing less about the bends than you did when you clicked play.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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Not the worst policy:

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Boru
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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^
ARRRGGGHH!!!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^
ARRRGGGHH!!!!

Boru

And no eye patch or parrot in sight!?!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(September 28, 2024 at 1:28 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^
ARRRGGGHH!!!!

Boru

And no eye patch or parrot in sight!?!

It’s a frustration argh, not a pirate argh. And, for the record, I own an assortment of eyepatches that range from the whimsical to the disturbing. Smile

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Roses are red, 
That much is true.
But violets are purple, 
Not fucking blue.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Roses are red
Roses are blue
it all depends
on their speed relative to you!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

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