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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2024 at 3:18 pm
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If any of you get a PM from me with ‘Tinned Meat’ in the subject line, do NOT open it - it’s Spam.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2024 at 3:30 pm
[Image: GXMrkl-AXg-AAZj-Hl.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2024 at 3:31 pm
^I’ve done both and I testify that this is true.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2024 at 3:32 pm
(October 6, 2024 at 3:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^I’ve done both and I testify that this is true.

Boru

As have I.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2024 at 3:53 pm
Me too... me three!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2024 at 6:07 pm
(October 6, 2024 at 3:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GXMrkl-AXg-AAZj-Hl.jpg]

I've been both a drunk friend, and their "savior".  Depending on the intoxicant, maybe both at once...

...and I approve this message.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 7, 2024 at 5:01 pm
For Sale:

Former New Zealand Navy submarine/survey ship.

Going cheap.

Some fire and water damage.

All inquiries to Samoan Prime Minister's Office.




NZ Navy Ship runs aground, catches fire, and sinks off Samoa.

And the fact that it had only 3rd party insurance tells you all you need to know about the state of NZ's military.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2024 at 5:13 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2024 at 5:42 pm
My high school transcript says that I lettered in wrestling. It wasn't guys I was interested in grappling with. But, hey to each their own. I just think it's funny. I never went out for a sport.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2024 at 8:51 pm
(October 6, 2024 at 3:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GXMrkl-AXg-AAZj-Hl.jpg]

If the 2 year old, that isn’t tired, refuses to go to bed are they resisting arrest

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