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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 19, 2016 at 4:36 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2016 at 8:50 am
when you reach heaven after blowing up your belt bomb and 72 celestial nymphs are waiting for you

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2016 at 7:19 am (This post was last modified: July 21, 2016 at 7:40 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2016 at 9:24 am (This post was last modified: July 21, 2016 at 9:24 am by AkiraTheViking.)
(June 23, 2016 at 2:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 16athz.jpg]

DAMN, I'd let them invade my egypt hole. :3
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2016 at 9:29 am
No shit.

And carrying the legions babies to term would be a privilege !!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 7:18 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 8:49 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 8:52 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 10:22 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 10:24 am
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