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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2016 at 8:50 am
when you reach heaven after blowing up your belt bomb and 72 celestial nymphs are waiting for you
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2016 at 7:19 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2016 at 9:29 am
No shit.
And carrying the legions babies to term would be a privilege !!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 7:18 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2016 at 8:49 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.