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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 5:11 am
Poca, maybe the religious will fall for it?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 5:14 am
(July 7, 2016 at 5:11 am)ignoramus Wrote: Poca, maybe the religious will fall for it?

What do you mean "fall for it"?! Dodgy
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 5:15 am (This post was last modified: July 7, 2016 at 5:16 am by Edwardo Piet.)
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to hang a lightbulb over Bill Gates' head to pretend he is having ideas he hasn't plagiarized from Apple.

1 to badly program Windows Update

1 to make Windows 8 like the bunch of shit it is.

1 to ring someone to change it for them.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 9:58 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 10:07 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 10:09 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2016 at 1:18 pm (This post was last modified: July 7, 2016 at 1:19 pm by Excited Penguin.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2016 at 6:20 am (This post was last modified: July 11, 2016 at 6:23 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2016 at 6:11 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2016 at 11:51 am
To mark DynoRod Dave's final day:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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