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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2016 at 1:58 pm
Ricky Gervais nails it:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2016 at 6:39 am
Comic con is coming... so here are few ideas:

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2016 at 7:38 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2016 at 12:38 pm
Just found a great FB group, Fine Art Funnies:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2016 at 1:24 pm
I wanna see what's in the bag labeled "XXX"


Phoenician porn ??

Naughty Egyptian figurines ??

Etruscan boner pills ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2016 at 2:08 pm
Well, clearly the beardy bloke with the round teabag is geting some entertainment of his own.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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July 14, 2016 at 4:27 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2016 at 4:29 am by pocaracas.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 14, 2016 at 11:19 am
His name is Tim...

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July 15, 2016 at 7:48 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2016 at 2:07 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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