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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2015 at 5:56 am
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native american saying: yo momma is so fat her spirit animal is fried chicken.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2015 at 7:15 am
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2015 at 1:44 pm
(December 21, 2015 at 7:15 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: [Image: d1b27224479dca61f99e9b970357495d.jpg]

This joke brought to you by Jimmy Saville.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2015 at 5:12 am
Co-starring Rolf Harris.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2015 at 4:03 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 14, 2016 at 12:16 pm
Courtesy of Peter "voice of Darth Maul - seriously" Serafinowicz:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 14, 2016 at 2:31 pm
Something... made me need to post this here...









(Surprise! It was me the whole time!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 14, 2016 at 2:35 pm
I hope Kenny realizes it would be OK to spank me . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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January 23, 2016 at 11:40 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 23, 2016 at 11:46 pm
LMFAO
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