Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Alex K]

You know I remember one of my substitute teachers (woman) looked exactly like Thulsa Doom from "Conan The Barbarian". Too bad I didn't have pocket camera back then it would have been nice comparison:

Never forget.... Thulsa Doom is the voice of Darth Vader!

Haha James fucking Earl Jones, I did not recognize you

[Rev. Rye]

Here's one little humorous thing I rediscovered recently. It's an old scare video from the days immediately after Columbine. It might not seem hilarious at first, but look at it and think about it a little.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zepAp5qQiDw

This raises some very serious questions, like, how can this kid carry five revolvers of varying sizes, four semi-automatics, what looks like an old flintlock pistol, a TEC-9, and a full-sized shotgun in his pants without anyone noticing? Wouldn't some of them just be redundant? I remember reading a book written by a Mafia hitman where he explained he usually carried around two guns, plus a strange monstrosity the size of a cigarette box that could apparently handle any size bullet that would confuse the hell out of even the most seasoned forensics people (not even counting the gun he purchased for each individual job) and even this seems way too excessive. Christ, how can he even walk with that shotgun alone? Does he just pretend he's got a serious limp? With all this firepower in his pants, how hasn't he Plaxico Burressed himself yet?

Of course, it should go without saying this was doctored.

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[vorlon13]

There's a Hole in the Bucket

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There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it.
With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, with what?
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw.
The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it.
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what?
With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an knife.
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull.
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it.
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, on what?
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone.
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry.
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, with what?
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water.
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what?
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, a bucket.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Use your head, then! dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Use your head, then! dear Henry, dear Henry, use your head!

[SteelCurtain]

TL, DR

This is the name of the guy who has the desk across from mine at work...


He was doing great until the late 80's...

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Twitter is awesome. From #TheInternetNamesAnimals:

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[ignoramus]

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That second one took me 15 fucking minutes to see. I had to zoom in.