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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 25, 2016 at 9:35 am
Took me a while too. Figured it was a vagina or boobs, and I'm at a disadvantage looking for that stuff . . .
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 25, 2016 at 9:36 am
Found it in no time. I've seen most of them before xD
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 25, 2016 at 10:04 am
I was looking in the window, I was entertaining the idea that there actually wasn't anything to see, and in the end it was a bit of a let down.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2016 at 1:54 am
I was looking for ages and then shat myself!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2016 at 5:43 am
Do facebook images work, here?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2016 at 9:23 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2016 at 9:24 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2016 at 9:27 am (This post was last modified: March 31, 2016 at 1:40 am by SteelCurtain.)

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2016 at 9:29 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 30, 2016 at 4:06 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfJyDFDT0Bw
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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