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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2016 at 10:05 pm
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2016 at 10:20 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 10:01 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1eawcw.jpg]


He would have to die for eternity.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2016 at 10:22 pm
it would be a start . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2016 at 10:23 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 10:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: it would be a start . . .

I think you just want to torture Jesus' sweet body.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2016 at 10:28 pm
hell yeah

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 26, 2016 at 11:55 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 9:18 pm)abaris Wrote: I guess this might be a moment where I could turn into a killer.




LMFAO!

Thank you, Abaris.  I needed that today.   Heart
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 29, 2016 at 12:55 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 29, 2016 at 9:12 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 29, 2016 at 1:53 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2016 at 2:06 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 30, 2016 at 12:32 am


I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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