Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: October 4, 2026, 1:01 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

Thread Rating:
  • 3 Vote(s) - 4.33 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Darinda Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: None
Posts: 572
Threads: 2
Joined: October 30, 2009
Reputation: 13
#1651
Photo 
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 11:07 am
[Image: post-33917-13914596797701.jpeg]
Find
Reply
Dave B Offline
Jack-of-all-trades
**
Religious Views: Humanist
Posts: 124
Threads: 6
Joined: November 12, 2017
Reputation: 2
#1652
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 11:52 am
[Image: GTcYcpi.jpg]
Find
Reply
Darinda Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: None
Posts: 572
Threads: 2
Joined: October 30, 2009
Reputation: 13
#1653
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 2:25 pm
[img]data:image/jpeg;base64,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[/img]

Dear God,
My prayer for 2018 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. 
 
Please don't mix these up like you did last year. AMEN !
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#1654
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 3:02 pm
(November 22, 2017 at 11:52 am)Dave B Wrote: [Image: GTcYcpi.jpg]

I remember that book coming out!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Dave B Offline
Jack-of-all-trades
**
Religious Views: Humanist
Posts: 124
Threads: 6
Joined: November 12, 2017
Reputation: 2
#1655
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 3:35 pm (This post was last modified: November 22, 2017 at 3:44 pm by Dave B.)
[Image: Mws2MSU.jph][Image: Mws2MSU.jpg]

[Image: BP7iGx4.jpg]
Find
Reply
Darinda Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: None
Posts: 572
Threads: 2
Joined: October 30, 2009
Reputation: 13
#1656
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 7:19 pm
[Image: TonyPaoli54b3381079775.jpg]
Find
Reply
Edwardo Piet Away
Devil's Supercardo.
Religious Views: Atheistic panexperientialism
Posts: 43162
Threads: 720
Joined: September 21, 2008
Reputation: 132
#1657
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 7:42 pm
(November 22, 2017 at 3:35 pm)Dave B Wrote: [Image: Mws2MSU.jph][Image: Mws2MSU.jpg]

[Image: BP7iGx4.jpg]

I am starting to realize that I just flat out don't speak pictures.
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#1658
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 7:51 pm
Figuratively speaking.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#1659
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2017 at 7:52 pm
This used to be on the QI website; I've been after it for ages (the gif too):

[Image: illusion.gif]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Darinda Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: None
Posts: 572
Threads: 2
Joined: October 30, 2009
Reputation: 13
#1660
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 23, 2017 at 5:39 pm
[Image: attachment.php?attachmentid=3780&d=1440393676]
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Five Things *I* Don’t Like About Atheists BrianSoddingBoru4 2 1252 April 1, 2026 at 12:21 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about... Gawdzilla Sama 7 3410 November 22, 2023 at 9:35 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Just some random thoughts Sigiere 1 1430 May 22, 2023 at 12:20 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding. Jackie 4 1364 March 8, 2021 at 6:52 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Things not to say on a job interview. Jackie 42 8329 March 7, 2021 at 10:29 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. Jackie 74 14525 March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things not to say when being arrested The Valkyrie 44 8304 February 16, 2021 at 9:22 am
Last Post: polymath257
  Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" Jackie 22 5741 February 15, 2021 at 2:26 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To BrianSoddingBoru4 36 8794 November 25, 2020 at 11:56 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler Losty 23 5384 July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human



Users browsing this thread: 19 Guest(s)