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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2017 at 11:28 pm
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2017 at 12:38 am
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I recently got into the IT Crowd. I'm currently on Series 3, but Series 2 had the best clip for its DVD menu:
It manages to take many of the funniest moments of the series, and make them even funnier by messing up the English and stripping them of their context. It's almost funny enough it makes me not want to press play.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 19, 2017 at 2:40 pm
Ted Cruz took a picture with Obama cookie and a donkey to try to understand DNC?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2017 at 11:51 am
Street preacher in Europe. And one of the first ones to show up in search results was American.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2017 at 1:58 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2017 at 6:02 am
Merry SuckAss from your Blow-up doll in chief.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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