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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2018 at 2:47 pm
(February 12, 2018 at 8:26 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This guy criticized his wife's cooking

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This guy criticized his wife's cooking.
Well that was the whisk he took.



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Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2018 at 2:59 pm
He is fortunate  he didn't criticize her skills with a chainsaw .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2018 at 5:49 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2018 at 10:08 am (This post was last modified: February 16, 2018 at 10:10 am by Succubus.)
Did you know most people have more than the average number of legs.

true dat.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2018 at 10:53 am
Indeed . . . .


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2018 at 11:20 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2018 at 9:40 pm
What a bitch. She doesn't believe in 99.999999% of God claims either.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2018 at 2:12 am




A meme classic from nearly 20 years ago.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 21, 2018 at 3:06 pm
Street Fighter: Religion Edition



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtJ0v6Tbp44

Michael Dorn is awesome 

3.05 is when it gets hilarious
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