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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2018 at 5:01 pm
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I believe in life before death.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2018 at 5:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 4, 2018 at 5:36 pm by Amarok.)
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Holy fuck don't get into a twitter war with Superman
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Too be fair thou Batman's a moron for telling Sups his secret identity. 

Because shit like this happens
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2018 at 11:36 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2018 at 11:39 am by purplepurpose.)
Quote:Is God Real? Help me debate Atheists at DebateIsland

"I would like to have a formal debate re topic - is God Real - taking pro position.

Also, please help me debate this topic at debate website DebateIsland.com | The Best Online Debate Website! in their Religion debate section (Religion)

Is God Real?


"As has been suggested, I believe you are casting pearls before swine; an exercise in futility. But, if you want one thing you can say, ask them one question. That question is, "What evidence are you willing to accept that God is real?"

There is no proof of God, but loads of evidence. I think God did that on purpose, "so that they should seek the Lord, in the hope that they might grope for Him and find Him, though He is not far from each one of us ... (Acts 17:27)."

God Bless".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 5, 2018 at 7:38 pm
Time To Get Laid

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 6, 2018 at 5:41 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 7, 2018 at 3:10 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2018 at 3:11 pm by Darinda.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2018 at 7:00 pm
I couldn't fathom why I'm getting alerts for the Jazz thread. I looked in my user CP thingy and I'm not subscribed to it then I realized it was me who started the bastard. 

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2018 at 8:10 pm
(March 6, 2018 at 5:41 pm)Antares Wrote: [Image: stonerdawg1.jpg]

Rat dog!!

Kill it with a brick!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2018 at 9:24 pm
(March 8, 2018 at 8:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 6, 2018 at 5:41 pm)Antares Wrote: [Image: stonerdawg1.jpg]

Rat dog!!

Kill it with a brick!

Long-legged rat. Use TWO bricks. When you start to swing them, it will cringe and not know which way to turn. Nearly 100% success. Related to the "sweet swat" method for flies. My wife has one; it is a pathetic cringing little shit that is getting owned by the half beagle half dachshund that one of my sons rescued. It takes NO shit from the chawa.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 8, 2018 at 9:57 pm
(March 8, 2018 at 9:24 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 8, 2018 at 8:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Rat dog!!

Kill it with a brick!

Long-legged rat. Use TWO bricks. When you start to swing them, it will cringe and not know which way to turn. Nearly 100% success. Related to the "sweet swat" method for flies. My wife has one; it is a pathetic cringing little shit that is getting owned by the half beagle half dachshund that one of my sons rescued. It takes NO shit from the chawa.

Family legend says that a great aunt bought a hairless chihuahua for several hundred pounds (ancient currency) in the 1930s.

She sat it down by the fire to keep warm and went to the kitchen to get it food.

When she got back she discovered the cat had eaten it.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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