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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 9:39 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 9:44 pm
A young boy nervously, almost shaking with fear, opens his mouth wide.

"Relax, Timmy," says the man standing in front of him. "I'm your doctor, not your priest."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 9:56 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 10:58 pm
(April 15, 2018 at 9:56 pm)Antares Wrote: [Image: 7_D9_EE0_E6_9_EDC_418_D_9_EAB_AFD35_CE75343.jpg]

I wonder, how many guys in the crowd were popping a chub?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 11:02 pm
(April 15, 2018 at 10:58 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 15, 2018 at 9:56 pm)Antares Wrote: [Image: 7_D9_EE0_E6_9_EDC_418_D_9_EAB_AFD35_CE75343.jpg]

I wonder, how many guys in the crowd were popping a chub?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 11:04 pm
(April 15, 2018 at 10:58 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 15, 2018 at 9:56 pm)Antares Wrote: [Image: 7_D9_EE0_E6_9_EDC_418_D_9_EAB_AFD35_CE75343.jpg]

I wonder, how many guys in the crowd were popping a chub?

Most.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2018 at 11:46 pm
I guess I shouldn't laugh, because I do really feel sorry for people who are that psychologically conflicted. Religious belief just trashes so much of humanity. I'm not that interested in even female "brown-eye", to be honest. That's just me. I guess that this is what is it like when one sits there in a church and looks around at the people and thinks, "You actually believe this?"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 16, 2018 at 12:12 am
(April 14, 2018 at 4:09 am)ignoramus Wrote: I've never really liked wedding photographers. I've always felt that they're up themselves.



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April 16, 2018 at 5:34 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 16, 2018 at 5:50 am
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