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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Eddie Izzard on religion
I believe in life before death.
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 18, 2018 at 4:14 pm
(This post was last modified: April 18, 2018 at 4:15 pm by purplepurpose.)
I believe in life before death.
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(April 24, 2018 at 8:52 am)Khemikal Wrote: I live in Florida and I don't consider anything north of me to be "southern". xD
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2018 at 10:10 am
(This post was last modified: April 24, 2018 at 10:12 am by Amarok.)
No one and nothing is safe from the RKO
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb
I believe in life before death.
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