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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2018 at 1:17 am (This post was last modified: June 23, 2018 at 1:27 am by purplepurpose.)
Xtian told me that this song sucks. I wonder why. Maybe because "I did it my way".  Big Grin



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2018 at 1:44 am
OMG I used to live for Slurpees. There was a Seven-11 down the street from my high school and they posted a sign that only two students were allowed in the store at a time. After school there was always a line of us kids waiting to go in.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2018 at 11:37 am
"Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette...
you flick your cigarette out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ Grandma's fingering herself again!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2018 at 3:33 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2018 at 3:33 pm by Fireball.)
WHY!?

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(I really do know why!)
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June 24, 2018 at 11:03 pm


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June 26, 2018 at 5:07 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2018 at 7:13 am
^ what a total C of a woman !!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2018 at 8:19 am
Meanwhile...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2018 at 8:39 am
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"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2018 at 9:12 am
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