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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 20, 2018 at 4:59 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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August 20, 2018 at 2:32 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 20, 2018 at 7:04 pm
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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August 20, 2018 at 10:27 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2018 at 10:30 pm by vorlon13.)
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 21, 2018 at 4:06 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 4:27 am by purplepurpose.)








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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 21, 2018 at 7:19 am
guaranteed to make you smile!



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 21, 2018 at 7:37 am
Nice post, Iggy. It did make me smile.
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August 21, 2018 at 11:07 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 21, 2018 at 2:24 pm
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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