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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2018 at 6:33 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2018 at 6:36 pm by onlinebiker.)
(December 22, 2018 at 6:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: aamar-1-800-233-9942-stay-the-tracks-the...472860.png]

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The irony to this sign - if you' re dumb enough to need this advice - it' s unlikely you're smart enough to be able to read it......


I wonder if the ADA requires it to be posted in Braille as well??


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2018 at 11:42 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2018 at 11:42 pm by outtathereligioncloset.)
(November 5, 2018 at 6:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Our wedding cake. A friend in Indiana made it for us and I drove 750 miles round trip in one day to pick it up.

[Image: RDQvSho.jpg]

I especially love the bacon.  This cake is purely made of awesome. Bow Down
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2018 at 7:35 pm
[Image: cit-we-dont-speak-pig-latin-klingon-or-s...943732.png]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2018 at 11:08 pm
(December 23, 2018 at 7:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: cit-we-dont-speak-pig-latin-klingon-or-s...943732.png]

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One vacation many years ago, our family went to the "cafeteria" for some meal or other. The only "coffee" they had was Starbucks. I just wanted a large cup of coffee. Would that have been too much to ask for? Yes, yes it was. When my forehead is collapsed from lack of caffeine, I just want an honest cup of Joe, without a lot of idle chatter about all the shit they talk about.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2018 at 7:19 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 6, 2019 at 9:23 pm
(December 22, 2018 at 6:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 22, 2018 at 6:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: aamar-1-800-233-9942-stay-the-tracks-the...472860.png]

Boru

The irony to this sign - if you' re dumb enough to need this advice - it' s unlikely you're smart enough to be able to read it......


I wonder if the ADA requires it to be posted in Braille as well??


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Like the instruction sign at the bank....

...drive through.  I'm not making this up!  Check for yourself!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2019 at 10:44 am
(December 23, 2018 at 11:08 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(December 23, 2018 at 7:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: cit-we-dont-speak-pig-latin-klingon-or-s...943732.png]

Boru

One vacation many years ago, our family went to the "cafeteria" for some meal or other. The only "coffee" they had was Starbucks. I just wanted a large cup of coffee. Would that have been too much to ask for? Yes, yes it was. When my forehead is collapsed from lack of caffeine, I just want an honest cup of Joe, without a lot of idle chatter about all the shit they talk about.

Ancay Iay avehay anay onesthay upcay ofay oejay easeplay?




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 15, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 16, 2019 at 8:34 pm
(January 10, 2019 at 10:44 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(December 23, 2018 at 11:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: One vacation many years ago, our family went to the "cafeteria" for some meal or other. The only "coffee" they had was Starbucks. I just wanted a large cup of coffee. Would that have been too much to ask for? Yes, yes it was. When my forehead is collapsed from lack of caffeine, I just want an honest cup of Joe, without a lot of idle chatter about all the shit they talk about.

Ancay Iay avehay anay onesthay upcay ofay oejay easeplay?

I hate Starbucks, but someone drove us there anyway. So I order a drink, and I specify a 20 oz. The cashier looked at me like I'd just ordered something in Latin. She just said, "So... that's, um..." I answered a venti, since that's Italian for twenty. Just more reason I avoid Starbucks like leprosy.
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