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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 16, 2019 at 11:08 pm
(January 16, 2019 at 8:34 pm)Phoque Wrote: (January 10, 2019 at 10:44 am)Little lunch Wrote: Ancay Iay avehay anay onesthay upcay ofay oejay easeplay?
I hate Starbucks, but someone drove us there anyway. So I order a drink, and I specify a 20 oz. The cashier looked at me like I'd just ordered something in Latin. She just said, "So... that's, um..." I answered a venti, since that's Italian for twenty. Just more reason I avoid Starbucks like leprosy.
That, and the price for a fix. I need a jolt from the coffee, not the cost. I may have said it earlier in the thread, but I have a cold and took a Benadryl, which makes me lazy as fuck. I like coffee hot and black; just leave all the other stuff to the side when I ask for black coffee. 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 16, 2019 at 11:11 pm
(January 16, 2019 at 11:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: (January 16, 2019 at 8:34 pm)Phoque Wrote: I hate Starbucks, but someone drove us there anyway. So I order a drink, and I specify a 20 oz. The cashier looked at me like I'd just ordered something in Latin. She just said, "So... that's, um..." I answered a venti, since that's Italian for twenty. Just more reason I avoid Starbucks like leprosy.
That, and the price for a fix. I need a jolt from the coffee, not the cost. I may have said it earlier in the thread, but I have a cold and took a Benadryl, which makes me lazy as fuck. I like coffee hot and black; just leave all the other stuff to the side when I ask for black coffee.
"Hot and black".
Like your men?
But seriously, Starbucks sucks. Hot chocolate?
More like luke warm dishwater that once saw chocolate from a distance.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 16, 2019 at 11:30 pm
I visited my sister when she lived in Seattle.
She insisted we go to Starbucks.
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When she went to use the bathroom - I walked up to the counter and asked - "You got any Folgers?".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2019 at 1:45 pm
Me: "How cute. Your baby is making the most precious gurgling sounds!"
Random woman I've never met: "Someone help! That woman's strangling my baby!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 23, 2019 at 2:15 am
(January 16, 2019 at 8:34 pm)Phoque Wrote: (January 10, 2019 at 10:44 am)Little lunch Wrote: Ancay Iay avehay anay onesthay upcay ofay oejay easeplay?
I hate Starbucks, but someone drove us there anyway. So I order a drink, and I specify a 20 oz. The cashier looked at me like I'd just ordered something in Latin. She just said, "So... that's, um..." I answered a venti, since that's Italian for twenty. Just more reason I avoid Starbucks like leprosy.
I actually like Starbucks as an occasional treat. It’s (overpriced) dessert coffee. I treat it like icecream.
For real coffee I usually check Trader Joe’s for things I can brew myself (and control the caffeine intake). I haven’t tried Starbuck’s “specialty” brews cuz their smallest cup will contain double the caffeine I can handle.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2019 at 11:32 pm
If vaginal myths were flipped and used on the penis:
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2019 at 3:01 pm
Portable inflatable yurt I'm surprised they didn't name it the 'go-yurt'.
I'll show myself out...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2019 at 5:37 pm
Latest addition to my list of 'Things That Are Completely Impractical, But I Still Really Want':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkvOcPdxO0E
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2019 at 8:20 pm
(February 18, 2019 at 5:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Latest addition to my list of 'Things That Are Completely Impractical, But I Still Really Want':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkvOcPdxO0E
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Me too; I have a Jack Russell terrier. He'd lose his shit
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