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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Ladies: If you find strange hair on his clothes, he's cheating on you. If you don't find strange hair on his clothes, he's cheating on you with a bald chick.
-Brought to you by Beccs Insecure Female Fellowship. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Man texts his girlfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds: 'She must be sleeping.'
Woman texts her boyfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds: 'He's cheating on me.' 'He hates me.' 'He's crashed his car.' 'He's been arrested.' Brought to you by Bitches Be Crazy, LTD. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Man texts his girlfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds: 'She must be sleeping.'I was five minutes late for a previous girl friend and she was balling her eyes out because she thought I had died. This was before mobile phones.(shut up) Same girl told me I didn't love her anymore because I wanted to see the boys after seeing only her for a couple of months. She was soon to be the Ex after that. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 28, 2019 at 2:08 pm
(This post was last modified: March 28, 2019 at 2:09 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I had a first and only date with a girl who followed me to the restroom to make sure I didn't chat up any other women along the way. Not even sure how I'd do that. 'Hello, luv. I'm going for a piss, but would you like to go out for a drink when I'm done?'
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 28, 2019 at 2:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a first and only date with a girl who followed me to the restroom to make sure I didn't chat up any other women along the way. Not even sure how I'd do that. 'Hello, luv. I'm going for a piss, but would you like to go out for a drink when I'm done?' "Hi, I'm going to the bathroom but my hands don't work. Can you help me?" Not falling for THAT a fourth time! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 28, 2019 at 2:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a first and only date with a girl who followed me to the restroom to make sure I didn't chat up any other women along the way. Not even sure how I'd do that. 'Hello, luv. I'm going for a piss, but would you like to go out for a drink when I'm done?' Try it... If it works, I ' ll nominate you for "Cocksman .Of the Year".. (March 28, 2019 at 2:51 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(March 28, 2019 at 2:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a first and only date with a girl who followed me to the restroom to make sure I didn't chat up any other women along the way. Not even sure how I'd do that. 'Hello, luv. I'm going for a piss, but would you like to go out for a drink when I'm done?' Thanks, but I already have that award. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 28, 2019 at 3:38 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(March 28, 2019 at 3:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Thanks, but I already have that award.There' s always room on the mantle for one more award....... Oh, sure, I could make room on the 'I Love Me Shelf' for another, but I already have six. Any more would just be gauche. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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