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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 6:08 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 3:04 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 2:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 67277884_2437911839593162_67451105505454...e=5DA3B3D2]

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Hilarious That is so wrong!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 3:10 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 3:04 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 23, 2019 at 2:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 67277884_2437911839593162_67451105505454...e=5DA3B3D2]

Boru

Hilarious That is so wrong!

Thank you.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 3:12 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 3:04 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 23, 2019 at 2:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 67277884_2437911839593162_67451105505454...e=5DA3B3D2]

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Hilarious That is so wrong!


Well, the monkey certainly looks pissed about it!

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July 23, 2019 at 3:19 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 3:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 23, 2019 at 3:04 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hilarious That is so wrong!


Well, the monkey certainly looks pissed about it!

His own damned fault for not evolving quicker.

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July 23, 2019 at 4:34 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 3:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 23, 2019 at 3:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, the monkey certainly looks pissed about it!

His own damned fault for not evolving quicker.

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Though the monkey should have climbed faster...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 5:06 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 4:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 23, 2019 at 3:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: His own damned fault for not evolving quicker.

Boru

Evolution is a LIE invented by the Devil and pushed on the public by Satanic Atheists!

Though the monkey should have climbed faster...

C'mon V, get your facts together. Everyone knows evolution was invented by writers of Star Trek Voyager

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 7:04 pm
This cracks me up.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 23, 2019 at 7:06 pm
(July 23, 2019 at 5:06 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(July 23, 2019 at 4:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Evolution is a LIE invented by the Devil and pushed on the public by Satanic Atheists!

Though the monkey should have climbed faster...

C'mon V, get your facts together. Everyone knows evolution was invented by writers of Star Trek Voyager

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That was one of the worst Star Trek episodes ever.

There was a lot of weak writing in Voyager but that was among the worst.

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