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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 16, 2020 at 9:32 am
Can you find a joke in this photo?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 16, 2020 at 9:57 am
It's a close as some people will get to reading a book anytime soon......
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April 16, 2020 at 11:01 am
Just read titles from left to right.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 16, 2020 at 7:45 pm
Now I've got blue lips. I'm NOT reading any more books!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 18, 2020 at 8:29 pm
This airline went out of business in 2006. Apparently, just dealing with them was a handful!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 18, 2020 at 10:38 pm
(April 18, 2020 at 8:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: This airline went out of business in 2006. Apparently, just dealing with them was a handful!
Well, to be fair, they
were hanging fairly close to the knees...
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April 18, 2020 at 10:51 pm
One air stewardess remembers: I felt that it was always hard when dealing with customers.
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April 18, 2020 at 11:54 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2020 at 7:13 pm
Someday your grandchildren will ask you about the global pandemic of 2020 and what it was like to live in a world without toilet paper. I’m counting on all of you to tell them that we had to drag our butts through the grass. In snow. Uphill. Both ways.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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