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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2020 at 8:14 pm
We're all glad you did matey...
I'd shudder to think what the first 5 might've said!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2020 at 6:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2020 at 9:55 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2020 at 12:34 pm
(April 18, 2020 at 10:38 pm)Fireball Wrote: Well, to be fair, they were hanging fairly close to the knees...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2020 at 4:22 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2020 at 4:58 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2020 at 6:25 am (This post was last modified: April 26, 2020 at 6:26 am by onlinebiker.)
(April 26, 2020 at 4:58 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Spock.jpg]
All that "I only have sex every seven years" bit always made me think Spock was some sort of closet case....

NOBODY only gets laid every seven years......


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2020 at 6:59 am
They can fuck whenever but if they do wait for 7 years they go crazy or die.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2020 at 7:04 am (This post was last modified: April 26, 2020 at 7:04 am by ignoramus.)
I didn't think Vulcan's even think of it until they get the hormonal urge? They see it as an achilles heel.
Being the logic robots that they are, I can't imagine what foreplay is like!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2020 at 6:45 pm
(April 26, 2020 at 7:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: I didn't think Vulcan's even think of it until they get the hormonal urge? They see it as an achilles heel.
Being the logic robots that they are, I can't imagine what foreplay is like!

Spock got hard by calculating Pi to 1000 digits, and murmuring them to his lady love.

Yikes!  I'm getting a semi by simply repeating 3.14159

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