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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 (April 26, 2020 at 7:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: I didn't think Vulcan's even think of it until they get the hormonal urge? They see it as an achilles heel. There's a coxswain behind a screen in the same room with them calling cadence- stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...etc.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 ![[Image: ramboo.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/pTCf5XPN/ramboo.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I've been using so much alcohol-based sanitizer, my hands are going to have to join a 12-Step programme.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 29, 2020 at 6:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I've been using so much alcohol-based sanitizer, my hands are going to have to join a 12-Step programme. Wait. You use it on your hands?? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 29, 2020 at 6:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 29, 2020 at 6:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I've been using so much alcohol-based sanitizer, my hands are going to have to join a 12-Step programme. Well...at first. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 29, 2020 at 6:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 29, 2020 at 6:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait. You use it on your hands?? I just drink it. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Trump would be proud.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 29, 2020 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Trump would be proud. Once the alcohol has been separated. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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