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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2020 at 8:55 am


I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2020 at 11:12 am
Bored and can't sleep.

Entertain me!

That's my excuse for being up at 3am. What's your excuse?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2020 at 11:20 am
(May 10, 2020 at 5:01 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me, after being stopped by a cop, "It's medicinal."

Cop, "First of all, that's a machine gun..."

Belt-fed or magazine loaded?

Asking for a friend.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2020 at 5:31 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm
Me as a pilot:

"Good afternoon passengers, this is you pilot speaking. I have good news for us all. We're going to be on a lot of front pages tomorrow."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 11, 2020 at 10:23 am
(May 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me as a pilot:

"Good afternoon passengers, this is you pilot speaking.  I have good news for us all.  We're going to be on a lot of front pages tomorrow."

It's-a me! You pilot! if-a you no like-a the way I fly the plane...

Shadaupayouface!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2020 at 4:20 am
Special patch for Trump and his team:

https://i.imgur.com/yyvn6jV.jpg

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2020 at 12:38 pm
(May 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me as a pilot:

"Good afternoon passengers, this is you pilot speaking.  I have good news for us all.  We're going to be on a lot of front pages tomorrow."

Pilots hate walking home from work.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2020 at 12:45 pm
(May 12, 2020 at 12:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me as a pilot:

"Good afternoon passengers, this is you pilot speaking.  I have good news for us all.  We're going to be on a lot of front pages tomorrow."

Pilots hate walking home from work.

Absolutely untrue. They love walking home after work.

(The job isn't done til the aircraft is secured)

They hate leaving work early.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 12, 2020 at 12:49 pm
(May 12, 2020 at 12:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 12:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Pilots hate walking home from work.

Absolutely untrue. They love walking home after work.

(The job isn't done til the aircraft is secured)

They hate leaving work early.

I remember the preflight checklist for the P3-C Orion patrol aircraft. First item for the walk-around was "Wheels down and locked." Hehe
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